# Translation of Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts in English (Australia) # This file is distributed under the same license as the Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts package. msgid "" msgstr "" "PO-Revision-Date: 2026-01-08 22:16:22+0000\n" "MIME-Version: 1.0\n" "Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8\n" "Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n" "Plural-Forms: nplurals=2; plural=n != 1;\n" "X-Generator: GlotPress/4.0.3\n" "Language: en_AU\n" "Project-Id-Version: Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts\n" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:253 msgid "About Chuck Norris" msgstr "About Chuck Norris" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:196 msgid "Chuck Norris Fact:" msgstr "Chuck Norris Fact:" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:164 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a page builder. The pixels arrange themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a page builder. The pixels arrange themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:163 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use scissors. Paper cuts itself for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use scissors. Paper cuts itself for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:162 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a hammer. Nails drive themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a hammer. Nails drive themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:161 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a paper clip. Documents organize themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a paper clip. Documents organize themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:160 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a phone book. Numbers memorize themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a phone book. Numbers memorize themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:159 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a stapler. Papers attach themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a stapler. Papers attach themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:158 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a ruler. Measurements adjust themselves to his standards." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a ruler. Measurements adjust themselves to his standards." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:157 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use an eraser. Mistakes correct themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use an eraser. Mistakes correct themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:156 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror. Reflections appear where he wants them." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror. Reflections appear where he wants them." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:155 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a toothbrush. His teeth clean themselves." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a toothbrush. His teeth clean themselves." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:154 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a pillow. His head creates its own comfort." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a pillow. His head creates its own comfort." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:153 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a bottle opener. Bottles open themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a bottle opener. Bottles open themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:152 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a chair. Furniture positions itself for his comfort." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a chair. Furniture positions itself for his comfort." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:151 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:150 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:149 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:148 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:147 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:146 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:145 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:144 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:143 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:142 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:141 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:140 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:139 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:138 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:137 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:136 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:135 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:134 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:133 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:132 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:131 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:130 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:129 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:128 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:127 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:126 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:125 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:124 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:123 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:122 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:121 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:120 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:119 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:118 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:117 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:116 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:115 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together." msgstr "Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:114 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:113 msgid "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle." msgstr "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:112 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:111 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:110 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:109 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.'" msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.'" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:108 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:107 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:106 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:105 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'." msgstr "Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:104 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:103 msgid "Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards." msgstr "Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:102 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:101 msgid "Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer." msgstr "Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:100 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:99 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life." msgstr "Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:98 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:97 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors." msgstr "Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:96 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:95 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends." msgstr "Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:94 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:93 msgid "Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet." msgstr "Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:92 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:91 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:90 msgid "Chuck Norris can make onions cry." msgstr "Chuck Norris can make onions cry." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:89 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:88 msgid "Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes." msgstr "Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:87 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:86 msgid "Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds." msgstr "Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:85 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:84 msgid "Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano." msgstr "Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:83 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:82 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:81 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:80 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry." msgstr "Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:79 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:78 msgid "Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter." msgstr "Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:77 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:76 msgid "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves." msgstr "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:75 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:74 msgid "Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain." msgstr "Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:73 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:72 msgid "Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night." msgstr "Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:71 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:70 msgid "Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon." msgstr "Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:69 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:68 msgid "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone." msgstr "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:67 msgid "Chuck Norris can drown a fish." msgstr "Chuck Norris can drown a fish." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:66 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." msgstr "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:65 msgid "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." msgstr "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:64 msgid "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin." msgstr "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:63 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:62 msgid "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg." msgstr "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:61 msgid "Chuck Norris can speak braille." msgstr "Chuck Norris can speak braille." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:60 msgid "Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice." msgstr "Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:59 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." msgstr "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:58 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:57 msgid "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." msgstr "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:56 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down." msgstr "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down." #. Author URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com" #. Author of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite" msgstr "Ultimate Multisite" #. Description of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Display random Chuck Norris facts in the WordPress admin panel. When activated, you will randomly see a Chuck Norris fact in the upper right of your admin screen on every page." msgstr "Display random Chuck Norris facts in the WordPress admin panel. When activated, you will randomly see a Chuck Norris fact in the upper right of your admin screen on every page." #. Plugin URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" #. Plugin Name of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts" msgstr "Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts"