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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. 查克-诺里斯不踩脚趾。查克-诺里斯踩的是脖子。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

查克-诺里斯不踩脚趾。查克-诺里斯踩的是脖子。
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. 查克-诺里斯只需指着女人说 "booya",就能让她达到高潮。 Details

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'.

查克-诺里斯只需指着女人说 "booya",就能让她达到高潮。
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. 查克-诺里斯不戴安全套。他就是保护措施。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection.

查克-诺里斯不戴安全套。他就是保护措施。
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. 查克-诺里斯只用 18 张牌就能在接龙游戏中获胜。 Details

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

查克-诺里斯只用 18 张牌就能在接龙游戏中获胜。
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Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. Chuck Norris 不调试代码。他是用恐吓的方式让错误自行修复。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves.

Chuck Norris 不调试代码。他是用恐吓的方式让错误自行修复。
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. 查克-诺里斯(Chuck Norris)能与 MC Hammer 相提并论。 Details

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

查克-诺里斯(Chuck Norris)能与 MC Hammer 相提并论。
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. Chuck Norris 不需要验证他的标记。他的标记恐怕是无效的。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid.

Chuck Norris 不需要验证他的标记。他的标记恐怕是无效的。
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Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. 查克-诺里斯(Chuck Norris)能让截瘫的人逃命。 Details

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

查克-诺里斯(Chuck Norris)能让截瘫的人逃命。
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Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. 查克-诺里斯不会变老。时间会让人变老。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older.

查克-诺里斯不会变老。时间会让人变老。
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. 查克-诺里斯能关上旋转门。 Details

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

查克-诺里斯能关上旋转门。
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. 查克-诺里斯不吃蜂蜜。他嚼蜜蜂。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.

查克-诺里斯不吃蜂蜜。他嚼蜜蜂。
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. 查克-诺里斯能杀死你想象中的朋友 Details

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

查克-诺里斯能杀死你想象中的朋友
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 查克-诺里斯不会被淋湿。水会把查克-诺里斯弄湿 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

查克-诺里斯不会被淋湿。水会把查克-诺里斯弄湿
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. 查克-诺里斯能用脚系鞋带。 Details

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

查克-诺里斯能用脚系鞋带。
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. 查克-诺里斯没有影子。黑暗如影随形 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him.

查克-诺里斯没有影子。黑暗如影随形
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