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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. Chuck Norris nuk shkel mbi gishtat e këmbëve. Chuck Norris shkel mbi qafë. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

Chuck Norris nuk shkel mbi gishtat e këmbëve. Chuck Norris shkel mbi qafë.
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. Chuck Norris mund ta bëjë një grua të arrijë kulmin duke e treguar me gisht dhe duke i thënë "buya". Details

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'.

Chuck Norris mund ta bëjë një grua të arrijë kulmin duke e treguar me gisht dhe duke i thënë "buya".
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. Chuck Norris nuk mban prezervativ. Ai është mbrojtje. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection.

Chuck Norris nuk mban prezervativ. Ai është mbrojtje.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. Chuck Norris mund të fitojë në lojën solitaire me vetëm 18 letra. Details

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

Chuck Norris mund të fitojë në lojën solitaire me vetëm 18 letra.
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Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. Chuck Norris nuk e korrigjon kodin. Ai i frikëson gabimet që t'i rregullojnë vetë. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves.

Chuck Norris nuk e korrigjon kodin. Ai i frikëson gabimet që t'i rregullojnë vetë.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris mund ta prekë MC Hammerin. Details

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris mund ta prekë MC Hammerin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. Chuck Norris nuk ka nevojë të validojë shënimin e tij. Shënimi i tij ka frikë se mos është i pavlefshëm. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid.

Chuck Norris nuk ka nevojë të validojë shënimin e tij. Shënimi i tij ka frikë se mos është i pavlefshëm.
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Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. Chuck Norris mund të bëjë një paraplegjik që ia mbathë për jetën. Details

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

Chuck Norris mund të bëjë një paraplegjik që ia mbathë për jetën.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. Chuck Norris nuk plaket. Koha plaket. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older.

Chuck Norris nuk plaket. Koha plaket.
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck Norris mund të përplasë dyert rrotulluese. Details

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris mund të përplasë dyert rrotulluese.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. Chuck Norris nuk ha mjaltë. Ai përtyp bletë. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.

Chuck Norris nuk ha mjaltë. Ai përtyp bletë.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. Chuck Norris mund të vrasë miqtë tuaj imagjinarë. Details

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

Chuck Norris mund të vrasë miqtë tuaj imagjinarë.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris nuk laget. Uji e kap Chuck Norrisin. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris nuk laget. Uji e kap Chuck Norrisin.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. Chuck Norris mund t’i lidhë këpucët me këmbët. Details

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris mund t’i lidhë këpucët me këmbët.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. Chuck Norris nuk ka hije. Errësira e ndjek. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him.

Chuck Norris nuk ka hije. Errësira e ndjek.
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