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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke blyantspisser. Blyanter spisser seg selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris bruker ikke blyantspisser. Blyanter spisser seg selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke kalkulator. Tallene regner seg selv ut for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris trenger ikke kalkulator. Tallene regner seg selv ut for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke teleskop. Stjerner beveger seg nærmere for at han skal kunne se dem. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris bruker ikke teleskop. Stjerner beveger seg nærmere for at han skal kunne se dem.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke mikrofon. Stemmen hans forsterker seg selv. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris trenger ikke mikrofon. Stemmen hans forsterker seg selv.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke timer. Tiden teller seg selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris bruker ikke timer. Tiden teller seg selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke et bokmerke. Bøker husker hvor han sluttet å lese. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris trenger ikke et bokmerke. Bøker husker hvor han sluttet å lese.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke vekt. Vekten måler seg selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris bruker ikke vekt. Vekten måler seg selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke kompass. Nord er dit han peker. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris trenger ikke kompass. Nord er dit han peker.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke kalender. Dagene planlegges rundt ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris bruker ikke kalender. Dagene planlegges rundt ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke lommelykt. Mørket lyser opp for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris trenger ikke lommelykt. Mørket lyser opp for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke paraplyer. Regn skifter retning for å unngå ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris bruker ikke paraplyer. Regn skifter retning for å unngå ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris trenger ikke termostat. Temperaturen justerer seg etter komfort. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris trenger ikke termostat. Temperaturen justerer seg etter komfort.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke låser. Dører låser seg selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris bruker ikke låser. Dører låser seg selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke boksåpner. Bokser åpner seg selv for ham. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris bruker ikke boksåpner. Bokser åpner seg selv for ham.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris bruker ikke fjernkontroller. TV-kanalene endrer seg selv til det han vil se på. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris bruker ikke fjernkontroller. TV-kanalene endrer seg selv til det han vil se på.
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