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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.
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