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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch.
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