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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to.
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